<p>Hilarious adventures in urban homesteading with three white cats and coping with the outrageous things they just can't seem to refrain from doing. Cat Maintenance will have you laughing out loud, even if you've never owned a cat, let alone three of them.</p> <p>One of the most popular columns ever published in The Porch Press, official newspaper of the Grant Park Historical District in Atlanta.</p> <p>Cat Maintenance is a monthly column I used to write for The Porch Press, a neighborhood newspaper for the Grant Park Historical District in Atlanta, Georgia. I owned a charming bungalow with a huge backyard on Ormewood Avenue, less than a block away from Grant Park and its world-famous zoo.</p> <p>I was, in turn, owned by three snow-white cats that were the joy of my life and................._